Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
