He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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