I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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