im about as happy as oj after his trial
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
how does that bad decision feel?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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