Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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