Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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