I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
They took my balls.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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