i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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