I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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