oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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