it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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