Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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