you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
