Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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