In the future we'll all be gay
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
