You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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