I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Your penis caused this!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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