i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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