that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just high enough for therapy.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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