She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
