The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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