they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
its not stalking. its research.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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