I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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