the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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