trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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