is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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