im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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