after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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