idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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