I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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