i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
3 2 1 whiskey
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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