Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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