so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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