And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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