I'm drive I can fine osifer
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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