My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
