Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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