i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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