he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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