why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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