Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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