They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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