The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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