Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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