maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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