Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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