I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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