what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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