escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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