i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
They are going to name an STD after you.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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